What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[nathan_p]

What state? *ignorant* 

 

 

[EndOfTheEarth]

Many Latin America countries sit right in the slot for a pounding by hurricanes. Look up the amount of aid the US is regularly sending down there for help, I'll bet the price tag has at least two commas.

[Devil's Sunrise]

DAMMIT.

 

The town on my other memory card is an all-consuming vacuum of neighbors. I went on an apple run so I could plant more fruit trees, and it stole ANOTHER from my main memory card. It seriously has about 20 residents, including Bob the cat, who I REALLY WANT.

 

/AnimalCrossingRant

[nathan_p]

*accidentally set game on Normal level*

 

Oh shit 'Normal' is way fucking hard if you're a dumb bitch who never games (like me).

 

*can't find way to switch it back*

 

Fuck... me.

 

I've gotten used to dying a lot.

[Contradiction]

Alright, so I have three options.

1. give up and go to school and beg forgiveness from my teacher, and turn it in later

2. work my ass off all night with copious amounts of frustration and self-loathing

3. stay up all night doing other things so that I increase the possibility of the crappiness I felt today carrying over to tomorrow

 

I feel lazy and intellectually dishonest. Whee.

[Xuut]

Is the teacher well known for being lenient for such things? How long have you had? Are you the type of student who usually hands everything in on time?

[Contradiction]

1. Not really...

2. Weeks. Which is part of the reason I feel so awful.

3. For the most part...

 

I think I'm opting for number 2. Once I find a topic backed up with a couple of articles, it shouldn't take incredibly long...

[Devil's Sunrise]

Go with 2. You'll hate yourself more if you do 1, and feel crappier if you do 3. 2 is simply more difficult.

[nathan_p]

Dad walks in, picks up my bottle of meds from the couch. "OMG WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK ONE"

 

"Today, Dad."

 

He walks out.

 

My mother walks in, mad as hell, and lectures me to death about my meds...

[Contradiction]

Halfway done. w00t. Tempted to give up until tomorrow morning, but I also have a gut feeling that that wouldn't work at all.

[MusicInTheWind]

If I didn't sound like a man before, I do now. My throat is killing me. On top of that, I can't stop coughing and my asthma is acting up again.

 

But you can't just have one bad thing going on. You have to have 2. I'm not smart so when my ear started bleeding, I disregarded it and kept picking at it. So now, my ear is red as hell and is picked raw.

 

This really sucks. But at least I'm happy?

[Fake]

Working on new puzzles.

 

I'd like to point out that I finished the puzzles...rather quickly, actually.

 

So assuming that there's at least ONE other person on MX who is as intelligent as I am (For the record, I have an average to below average intelligence) this is going to be one short ARG.