Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

What do you think the squees would do if JP DID kill Fang?

I'm putting my money on castration, followed by a slow death.

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Permalink Reply by Pyro H2O on December 13, 2009 at 2:43am

Well it depends on the Squee's mentality and age...

If they're old enough to drive a car around to find him (maybe they just have to have a vague idea and not be legal about it), and crazy enough that first degree murder means nothing (or, like, "avenging Fang's death" or something)...then JP will probably get EndOf's, Tally's, or possibly Ryan's prediction. ~~Wonder who falls into this category...~~

They're little squealing twelve year olds, then they'll end up having to do Nathan's prediction like "DX WHIIIINNNNEEE~!!".

Now if we get a group of these two together then that'd surely be interesting indeed. A group of rabid twelve years olds and mental people around or over sixteen (or is the driving age eighteen now? I can't remember.). All I can say is it'd be very messy and bloody and horrible.

Just a vague idea.

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Permalink Reply by odyssey2341 on December 17, 2009 at 10:54am

~~It's 15 in New Mexico. My cousins are so lucky >=(~~

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Permalink Reply by nathan_p on December 17, 2009 at 10:58am

~~You can get a permit at fifteen in Colorado if you set things up right.~~

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Permalink Reply by o0_flying high_0o on December 17, 2009 at 7:04pm

*glares* Sure, you can get a permit here at 16, but you can't get a license and drive without a supervisor until you're 18

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Permalink Reply by odyssey2341 on December 17, 2009 at 10:55am

I think they'd make endless repeat threads.
Topics:
OMG WUT HAPPEND!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!????!!?!11111
='( ='(
ZOMGZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!9
ILL KIL DAT ATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!
NONONONONONONONO HOW CUD HE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Permalink Reply by MillieKittan on June 18, 2010 at 12:15am

I wonder if they would have the courage to boycott the following books, or if they would cling onto a tiny amount of hope that he wasn't really dead and keep reading to see if he popped up again?

But yes. Bad things would go down if he killed Fang. I probably wouldnt have kept reading :P