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A Day in the Life; Or, Good Morning, Good Morning

I am the Song, not the Singer


The sun rose, like it did every day.



Added by Fake on April 4, 2011 at 11:54pm — 1 Comment

Gospel of a Heretic

Here's my 1.74 cents.


I am not religious. I am an Atheist-Agnostic.


However, I am also a devout Jew.


One may ask, "How can this be?"


And to this I respond, "Suck it, bitch."


Anyway, here are my beliefs:


If God exists, he is evil. There is no denying that. That is because he has nothing to compare himself to. How can an all knowing God know…


Added by Fake on January 19, 2011 at 9:58am — 8 Comments

Yes, another blog post by me. Shut up.

Non Timetis Messor

On a Dark and Stormy Night, The Reaper came to my abode

And because she could not stop for me, I kindly stopped for her

Not in cruelty, not in wrath, DEATH followed me along my road.

To reap my soul. No shock, no engulfment, no tearing asunder.

Standing before me was a grey angel, cloaked in shadows and light.

I smiled at her, and opened my door, as I calmly stepped aside.

Do you know me? So spoke she,…


Added by Fake on December 16, 2010 at 4:25am — 2 Comments

Hark? Ye Harold's Angels Sing (Chapter Zero, Part A)

It was…

Another beautiful day in Eden. As it was every day.…


Added by Fake on December 6, 2010 at 2:28pm — 9 Comments

Harry Potter rant

I’ve got beef with the Hogwarts sorting system.…


Added by Fake on December 3, 2010 at 1:07pm — 9 Comments

Thirty things I love doing that will get me lynched one day:

1. Going to the bookstore and switching the, “Signed by the author,” stickers from the correct books to the Bible.…


Added by Fake on May 26, 2010 at 7:00am — 2 Comments

Little Red Ryeding Hood

Hi there. The name’s Talbot Alvazam, but most people call me Man, sometimes following the also less than flattering, “Big Bad,” description. On account of my being a bzou. Not the cleverest…


Added by Fake on May 8, 2010 at 9:30am — 6 Comments

A (Crappy) ode to winter.

Winter-oh, winter. How I love thee.

The most wonderful time of the year, they say-I'd have to agree.

While we bask in our money, presents under our Christmas tree,

As we head up to the mountains and snowboard and ski,

Our homeless brethren freeze and cry

As the land of death becomes for them nigh,

Their children shiver, and by the truckload die.

Snow drifts slowly downward-death from the… Continue

Added by Fake on December 29, 2009 at 2:30pm — 2 Comments

New Moon in a nutshell part 1/?

((Ciao. Fake Crowley here.

Anyways, this is the sequel to the hit (I.E, one or two people read it and laughed once, maybe twice) parody, “Twilight in a Nutshell.” Copyright Team Omen. If you want to post it somewhere-say, MDW-feel free. In fact, I’d encourage it, so long as you name Team Omen as the creators (I, Fake Fang/Crowley, and my buddy Azirafail.) Azirafail, also known as Steve, is the main creator of this parody, with me contributing. This was originally scheduled to be released… Continue

Added by Fake on December 13, 2009 at 2:16pm — 1 Comment

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