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Snarknotes: ANGEL A Maximum Ride Novel

Hello, everybody. This is a Fake Crowley production, and I'm actually quite proud of this chapter.

So...yeah. Worship me.

Stuff I own=Zip.

Stuff James Patterson Owns=OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!111oneeleventyone

ANGEL: Or, "Patty can't come up with original titles."

BOOK ONE: And…

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Added by Dual on November 18, 2010 at 12:56pm — 7 Comments

You Only Die Twice-Chapter 3

DAY ONE: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30TH, 2010, 0015 HOURS…

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Added by Dual on November 3, 2010 at 1:00pm — No Comments

You Only Die Twice: Part 2

“So? What’s the case?” asked the Father, who was in the driver’s seat. As he drove, we sat in our seats uncomfortably. While we’d grown accustomed to having to sit in The Hearse for long periods of time, but ten hours was, quite frankly, ridiculous.

I…

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Added by Dual on October 30, 2010 at 11:30am — No Comments

You Only Die Twice: A new project by Fake Fang

((Lulz. New story. Give your critique, please.))

“Halloween night, huh?” Luke Cypher was in his usual position—slouching in his favorite arm chair, some sort of heavy metal blasting in his ears from his MP3 player. In front of him was a mug of iced tea, with enough sugar and, of all things, milk in it to…

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Added by Dual on October 29, 2010 at 2:30pm — 3 Comments

One Good Soul, Chapter 0

It all began the day I died.



“Oh, fu-“ was my last utterance before I kicked to bucket. Or, rather, hit the ground. You see, I didn’t get a normal death. I didn’t get murdered protecting children and puppies from a goddam clone of Hitler, I didn’t die on my death bed at the age of eighty…

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Added by Dual on September 3, 2010 at 10:00am — 4 Comments

Edward Cullen Official Theme Songs

Ahem.



*clears throat*



...



WHEN MILD MANNERED EDWARD CULLEN WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE PIXIE ELF, HE OVERNIGHT DEVELOPED SUPER PIXIE POWERS! FROM THEN ON, HE WAS KNOWN AS SPARKLEMAN! PROTECTOR OF THE INNOCENT! DEFENDER OF TRUTH! HERO OF JUSTICE!



(To the theme of the old spiderman…

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Added by Dual on May 17, 2010 at 2:00am — 3 Comments

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