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Please know that the rest of the country is behind you if/when you punch them in the face. They are ridiculous and extreme. Please don't judge Christians by their volatile behavior.
And please catch it on tape. Because your counter-protests sound rather amusing, and are nowhere near what they deserve.
Haha holy fuck. I'm free on Monday, or I can be.
PM me w/ location and I'll show up as Captain Homo in a tie-dye dress and the worst makeup I can do. Also Birkenstocks. I think I have a pair somewhere.
Things Contra Needs to Do by Monday Morning
-write 10,000 words for NaNo
-watch Never Let Me Go
-return Never Let Me Go to library and pick up Sherlock
-finish (i.e. do most of) western civ project
-finish incredibly long and perhaps a bit too detailed but fuck it timeline for western civ
-work from 8am to 5pm tomorrow at school for the dinner theater
-do assorted chores including (but not limited to): sleeping, eating, and bathing on time and when it is beneficial; clean up pigsty of room; stay alive through stress
-oh, and let's not forget that I have to write ten paragraph connections for and title all the chapters of a book I haven't read yet by Friday. Also, I have a take-home test on it.
Thank the gods I've blocked Tumblr.
Let the madness commence.
O U NO.
WASTN TYM ND STUF.
NANO KIKN MY ASS.
URGH.
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