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So, I've got, like, ten friends right now. Ten friends.Two years ago, I was friends with only one of them, and that was because we grew up together. My ten friends are all girls, primarily due to the…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Contradiction Nov 6, 2011.

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Fake Fang replied to EndOfTheEarth's discussion What are you doing right now?
"This is tangential to the thread since the days of the Twilight forum are long in the past, but Kristen Stewart got nominated for Best Actress, and that makes me really happy. I don't remember if I was ever specifically mean to her, but the…"
Mar 26, 2022
Fake Fang replied to EndOfTheEarth's discussion What are you doing right now?
"Things could be better, but they could also be a heck of a lot worse. I've been staying with family for most of COVID. It's been nice, but I'm a little ambivalent about getting an apartment again. I'll have to for work, but…"
Aug 5, 2021

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Dis/Located: Chapter 1

The story enclosed within these pages is not one I have any hopes of you believing. In a world where reason reigns supreme, where common sense overrules the sixth, where you can see what’s real and trust your senses to indicate the true nature of the universe, it’s entirely reasonable for you to believe that some fantastic tale of an alternate dimension, a story that you cannot touch, is nonexistent.


And yet, there are still things about your world that you don’t understand,…


Posted on January 29, 2012 at 4:50am


An all powerful, all knowing, eternal entity beyond human perception or conception, forever bound to a set of predetermined laws that it doesn’t understand…formed from nothing, with no companions except for the clay figures it makes, infinitely inferior to it in terms of intelligence, incapable of understanding a single thought it has as it drifts through eternity, formless…it can create life, intelligence, and self awareness, and it can control the universe as it wills, but it can’t create…


Posted on December 1, 2011 at 3:36am — 2 Comments

Shopkeeper Story 1

Shopkeeper Trader was bored.


She idly glanced around the shop, and sighed to herself as she waited for something to happen. Someone to enter the shop, someone to buy someone, someone to talk to her.


Part of the problem with running Needless Things, as she named the Shop, was that people weren’t exactly flocking inside constantly. After all, it technically didn’t normally exist spatially, only appearing when people were actively searching for it, whether they…


Posted on November 29, 2011 at 2:00am — 4 Comments

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