the Moderators Declare War, obviously, to satisfy the politics.
but on a lighter note:
-Midget Dress Warehouse
-Metal Dish Washer
-Majorly Durable Washcloth
-Magnetic Depolarization Weapon
-names, like Mary-Dominique Windsor
-or a designation for a type of person, like a Mostly Drunk Woman (flip the W upside-down for the guy version)
I could go on a while, but I have lots of RL stuff to do today.