I get all defensive-ragey over things like this. Fandom is my berserk button -- fuck with my fandom friends, I'll fuck you up. Mock Jeb/Roland -- my OTP -- and I will fuck you up. Mock me indirectly and I'LL FUCK YOU UP.
Wondering how long I have to leave this stuff on my teeth, why I have to use it in the first place, and why it doesn't taste like melon like the packaging promised.