Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

What are you doing right now?

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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Permalink Reply by Kayte on November 7, 2009 at 4:26pm

It must not be that bad of form, you guys seem to like it. 8D

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Permalink Reply by Omega on November 7, 2009 at 4:29pm

Megan was annoyed. Megan wasn’t often annoyed, because that wasn’t in her job description, but it occasionally happened. Usually the cause of annoyances like the one Megan was experiencing were things like school, and parents, or her inability to crawl out of the water on to dry land like her hero Flounder could, but in this case it wasn’t either.
No, this time someone had Stolen. Her. Computer.

Megan was the kind of Fish that liked her computer very, very much. Actually, Megan was a rainbowsparkly kind of Fishy (how the rainbowsparkliness came to be was still a mystery to everyone as the Rainbow clan and the Sparkly clan hadn’t been talking to each other for centuries due to an unfortunate incident involving an misunderstanding over a really quite unfunny shark joke, and nobody as of yet had come forward to claim responsibility). As such, Megan was a very, very special kind of Fishy. No, not that kind of Special. Megan was Unique and One-Of-A-Kind. Luckily, Megan was also very much NOT a reject from the Witch and Wizard novel.

Megan also suffered from a common ailment among fishes that meant that she had the memory of a... well, goldfish.
“Oh My God!” Said Megan the Fishy for the twenty-seventh time. “Someone has stolen my computer! I swear revenge on whoever has Stolen. My. Computer. Revenge!”

Megan the Fishy then logged onto the FlockForum website. Typing frantically with her rainbowsparkly fins, she ranted at length at her internet friends;

Someone Has Stolen. My. Computer.
Posted by Megan (Fishy) on November 32, 2009 at 3:79pm in Random
Someone Has Stolen. My. Computer. I must have my computer back. How else will I be able to communicate with my forum friends! Whoever has stolen my computer will pay! I will sprinkle them with my magic and turn them into plankton and tell the whales to feast!

Megan’s internet friends were appalled by someone having the audacity to Steal. Megan’s. Computer. Megan’s friends knew how difficult it was for a fish to obtain those very rare computer parts that came in kinder surprises. They also knew just how difficult it was to sprinkle them with magic so that they worked in the fish bowl. After all, there were lots of things in fish bowls that could damage a computer, like stray drifting bits of fishfood. Once a bit had been caught in the computer’s cooling fans. It hadn’t been pretty.

Fate the three-tailed white cat immediately chimed in with her desire to spill fish food on the culprits so that they would be unrecognisable and then they’d gobbled up by other unsuspecting fish and that would be that! The spastic Pikachu known as Xuut replied with the offer of being a live taser for the apprehending of suspects. Flying the slightly-confused-kangaroo-who-thought-she-was-a-kookaburra threatened to peck out eyes if anyone thought it was necessary.

Megan was overcome by these offers of assistance. She was grateful that her internet friends would do this for her. She had some suspects already, and invited everyone over to her bowl for a planning meeting. One of those boys at school must have done the deed. They must pay...