What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Ovie! Ovie! Ovie! Oy! Oy! Oy!]

You could ask a Swissman,

[Xuut]

O.o The Swiss do that?

-Thought it was just Asians-

Well.. now I need to meet a Swissman.

[Ovie! Ovie! Ovie! Oy! Oy! Oy!]

According to my book of general ignorance the Swiss eat dogs and cats.

[Xuut]

O.o

Wow.

That's pretty cool. In a way.

[Pyro H2O]

XD He'd still be blabbering as you roasted him on a spit. Yes, I mean after he's been skinned and plucked and he's just muscles and organs if you want to eat those.

Make sure to drown the cooked meat in BBQ sauce! :D

[Xuut]

Dang, he's one of those who keep talking after they're dead...

I'm thinking, stir-fried Total in plum sauce. Or maybe BBQ sauce.

And some dog soup.

That ought to shut him up.

[nathan_p]

Eurgh, plum sauce makes me nauseous D:

[Xuut]

BBQ sauce it is.

With some soy sauce maybe...

[Pyro H2O]

Ooooo, I'll try all those! Sounds delish! :3

Watch. O.O He starts blabbering Shakespeare quotes in our stomaches.

[Xuut]

XD

O.o No.. I don't like English so old it's like a friggin' riddle. I'll kill him some more!

[Pyro H2O]

XD Stab the meat a few times with your knife before letting it go down your throat. That might shut him up. Or maybe, before we cook him, take away the muscles nearest to his jaw.

I bet he's really tender and juicy. ^^

[Xuut]

Let's just slit his throat quick and fast. We can burn the head or cut it up and give it to my dog or something. Dog brain isn't that good anyways. It's pig brain that you really want.

:D I bet he is. Yummier than duck.