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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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Night Nathan.
... Not the brightest crayon in the box is she?

Yeah... she should seriously call 911 or the Poison Control Center in your area.
You can be very book smart but unable to apply the logic in the real world. She might be like this you know...

And she really needs some help. Seriously...
*flashback to health class*.

If you haven't already, call 911.
Jesus H. Christ the third.

Poison control. Now.
911. RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
...and where the hell are her parents/guardians?

Call 911. Now.
I'm wondering where the heck her parents/guardians are at too.
*wondering same thing*.
Did you see her swallowing these? I'm just being skeptic, but she's possibly just saying this to trick you. Now if you've witnessed her doing this...yeah, knock her out before she can get her hands on anymore poison.

And I agree with Xuut about the whole 'Not the brightest crayon in the box' if she did swallow them.
^ This.

But still call 911 no matter what.
Bored.
Don't wanna go to bed.
Wishing more sites were active.
Hating timezones.
Breathing, fortunately. Haven't died of boredom yet.

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