No, they cheer me up considerably. :D Give me something to do.
...Moving on from my unneccesary transition from serious to humorous in order to dissuade the awkwardness, it should be noted that I'm ok. I might cure it, and things like suicide are the last thing on my mind.
Don't worry about offending me-I joke constantly about death, murder, torture, etc. Offending me requires quite a bit of stupidity, which I doubt you have.