I know that since it's Japan, it's going to be bizarre by default. I was wondering if it was even more bizarre than usual, or just typical Japanese weirdness.
God dammit, our house is new, so why the hell did you make me WASH the porch?
My parents are delusional. I swear. My house doesn't even have straight walls so why the hell are we trying so hard to make it look nice? I mean keeping it sanitary is fine but really? We're by no stretch of imagination going to have a pretty house.