What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Mudkip]

I really, really, really, realllllyyy want to write.

Except... I don't know how to start.

[Fake Fang]

Just realized that I'm not as good a writer as JP.

DDDDDD:

I mean, it'd be arrogant to think otherwise, but still.

[Contradiction]

But he's like, what, three times as old as you?

Edit: No, like four times as old.

[Fake Fang]

I know. That's why it'd be arrogant to think otherwise. He's older, more experienced, and has ghost writers at his aid. He's better than any of us, probably, with a few exceptions.

But now I feel like a hypocrite for bashing his writing.

[Contradiction]

Meh, you don't have to be better to know when something's good writing and when it's not.

[Contradiction]

So, apparently, I'm banned on TTS.

...Hm. Okay.

Damn, and I didn't even get a personalized banning notice. How disappointing.

[Fake Fang]

Time for me to make a new account, methinks.

[Contradiction]

To troll some more?

I dunno if I'll even be making a lurker to get around.

[Fake]

It's not trolling.

It's simply rejoining after being banned in order to see how everyone's doing.

Which, given the site's extremely general view of trolling, is trolling.

[Contradiction]

Well, yes.

The alternative to that being making a "legitimate" account and not acting completely yourself...

[Fake]

...

Eh, screw it.

Give me five minutes. It's parody time.

*puts on Parody-Man suit*

[Contradiction]

Take a screenshot when you do.

Edit - never mind. I made a lurker account. ._.