What are you doing right now?

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Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[nathan_p]

I can't believe I know this, but he used one in MAX 'cause the titular character carn't spell.

 

Also you can't use strikethrough in fic on fanfiction.net.

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Nah, but it's obvious that the walk-on characters are fan-made. Each one screams MARY SUE louder than Angel ever has.

[nathan_p]

Dicking around in Hephaestus, almost have my mitts on the EMP bomb... dad taps me on the shoulder.

 

"Don't you have an appointment?"

 

"I bet we fuckin missed it." Check calendar. It's in an hour. Fuck. Me.

[EndOfTheEarth]

I'm trying to figure out if there's a good day to delay this to, should today completely fall through. No way I'm getting back in time to post.

[nathan_p]

Reading the ANGEL excerpt.

 

Oh Jesus God, is one of these fuckers really named Ratchet? Urge to kill... rising.

 

"the blond DNA donor". Fuck me running, that's like something I would write. Except I would be joking and/or would be referring to someone else. 

 

Plane crash? KILL THEM ALL... no, wait, Jeb and Gunther-Hagen and Dylan are on there. Fuck it. KILL 'EM ALL AND LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT.

 

"Star"? Kill me, please.

 

Also, Fang is the pussiest of pussies. California rolls are not sushi at all. Go eat a raw octopus, fuckass.

 

And great, now Jeb's running with a broken leg and a body part with a bullet hole in it? Whoever writes this shit just needs to get a fucking punching bag.

 

"Kate Tan Wei Ying" are you shitting me. I used to know a girl named Chi Wei, but come the fuck on.

 

I hate to say this, but the Doomsday Group is not only a lame fucking name, but has been done. Hello 1960s, why don't you take a seat over here.

 

I am disappoint, but who am I kidding, I'll be reading the rest.

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Remember, the new folk were submitted by fans...hence why we both feel like clobbering them with bricks.

[nathan_p]

Are you shitting me.

 

Well, no wonder they suck balls.

 

(I won't lie, I would've submitted an obvious Expy of Jack. Eat me, JP, and yes, he can shoot lightning from his fingers [and save little girls].)

[EndOfTheEarth]

You mean the two year old in an older person's body who is suffering from mental pre-programming? Patterson already has a character like that.

[Fake]

One of my friends has an advanced readers copy of Angel.

 

...Huh.

[EndOfTheEarth]

Please don't spoil it. This one has picked up ever so slightly faster than some of its predecessors.

[EndOfTheEarth]

We're delaying the ARG,at least 24 hours.

[Fake Fang]

...He's going to let me read it.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Time to spoil it for some people.