I mean, I don't like the guy either, but my dad is so completely empty of any class and respect that it ticks me off. And I seriously doubt the guy's a homosexual.
And speaking of zombies and ways to get Tally to commit murder (Method #5: Call her 'adorable', 'cute', or any variation of that. Unless you're Boo. >:D *giggle* ), here's something I found since I'm such a fan of classy literature:
Zombie Haiku. Yes. Win in paper form. Who knew it was possible?
(And for the non-brainy side of you, Vampire Haiku.)