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Poor MDWr's

I tried to make a group to piss off the mods because I don't really care if I get banned anymore. And get this, the mods actually have to approve any group that's submitted. I guess that's it. Boooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd.

Added by Brandybuck on June 17, 2010 at 4:14pm — 1 Comment

I'm leaving...

...until the 24th. I'm going to camp.

So, yeah, that's where I am, if anyone notices/is wondering. ~~Psh.~~

I luffles you all and you had damn well better be here when I get back.

<3 ^_^

Added by Contradiction on June 13, 2010 at 1:00pm — 3 Comments

mod post fff

Yes, that is a legitimate title. Roll with it.

~~I'm leaving.~~

~~Not forever, mind you. But for at least two weeks, maybe a little longer, who knows.~~

~~I had to cut a lot of silly bullshit, but the gist is this: I'm soon to be a college student, but between then and now I have free time and work that needs doing.~~

~~Namely, I have two novels that want…~~

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Added by nathan_p on June 9, 2010 at 4:00pm — 2 Comments

Thirty things I love doing that will get me lynched one day:

1. Going to the bookstore and switching the, “Signed by the author,” stickers from the correct books to the Bible.…

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Added by Fake on May 26, 2010 at 7:00am — 2 Comments

STORY TIME: Mondays suck.

Once upon a time, on a Monday, there was a girl named Hailey. And Hailey was having an exceptionally bad day.

It all started when she woke up. To the sound of her mother screaming at her for not doing the kitty litter last night. Which, she forgot about, due to the exponential amount of homework Hailey was required to do. And the fact that she had to go to bed by ten.

So Hailey went to take a shower. Yes, boys and girls, personal hygiene is very important to maintain so that… Continue

Added by Hannah on May 25, 2010 at 7:30am — 14 Comments

Leaving

I'm leaving here, again. No worries, this time I won't be deleting my account, I don't think anything could come out of that other than the site would lose a few thousand posts.

Fact of the matter is, I'm not happy here, anymore. Or in general, I guess. The site seemingly hasn't been the 'safe place away' for a good while and the former home is only depressing me further.

I said earlier I'd left all other fandoms/fandom-based-sites, pretty much,…

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Added by Lamp Post on May 24, 2010 at 12:30pm — 5 Comments

My Perfect World

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Added by Nighthawk on May 21, 2010 at 9:00am — 3 Comments

Edward Cullen Official Theme Songs

Ahem.

*clears throat*

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WHEN MILD MANNERED EDWARD CULLEN WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE PIXIE ELF, HE OVERNIGHT DEVELOPED SUPER PIXIE POWERS! FROM THEN ON, HE WAS KNOWN AS SPARKLEMAN! PROTECTOR OF THE INNOCENT! DEFENDER OF TRUTH! HERO OF JUSTICE!

(To the theme of the old spiderman…

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Added by Dual on May 17, 2010 at 2:00am — 3 Comments

Little Red Ryeding Hood

Hi there. The name’s Talbot Alvazam, but most people call me Man, sometimes following the also less than flattering, “Big Bad,” description. On account of my being a bzou. Not the cleverest…

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Added by Fake on May 8, 2010 at 9:30am — 6 Comments

Fang: Alternate Ending book project

Reviews? I'm really not satisfied with this at all, but it's due tomorrow.

I should really stop procrastinating.

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"Oh, God, Dylan-don't," I found myself pleading. "It's just-enough. Enough already."

Dylan stopped. Just like that. "Okay, Max."

He looked at me, then at Fang, then at the doctor.

Then he plunged the needle into his own arm.

It… Continue

Added by odyssey2341 on May 3, 2010 at 6:30am — 1 Comment

Omegle Story

I have been sent to give you a very important message. First, you

must go to 3rd Street. It is right off Main. There will be a man there

who will hand you a blue envelope. After he drives away, you will open

the envelope and be given instructions for your destination. After you

have reached the storehouse, you must knock on the door five times,

pause, and knock twice more. A blond woman will come out and ask you to

take off your socks. You must remove your left… Continue

Added by Doomy on April 27, 2010 at 1:22pm — No Comments

A census.

Ok, the census got me thinking; wouldn't it be cool to take a census of this forum? My brother was telling me about how you could make a spreadsheet on Google Docs which would make it quite easy... It would still require a fair amount of work though, and someone who knows how to make a spreadsheet.

Here was my idea. Start a discussion where it is mandatory that people only reply to the OP (just to make it easier to count) and no double posting. We would have them fill out these… Continue

Added by Hannah on April 26, 2010 at 1:30am — 12 Comments

Another option for you guys if paying doesn't work out...

Unless the price is outrageous, I will be paying for my larger site, Maximum Ride User Based Casting. What I am doing for my old sites as well as other member's Ning sites is setting up groups to house them. If you'd like, you can set up a Flock Forum group on my site, and I'll give you admin rights over pages as needed (assuming you'd like some extra space). I believe I have discovered the correct way to archive entire discussions with one file. I'll archive your big discussion, tell me if I… Continue

Added by Avenged on April 21, 2010 at 10:25am — 1 Comment

My Maximum Ride Casting.

I decided to post this on here as well as MDW. I was talking about the upcoming MaxRide film with Tally, and had an idea for an all-adult casting. Maximum Ride, the musical comedy spectacular:

Max - Paris Hilton. Without even trying she would bring so much hilarity to the film.

Fang - Noel Fielding, of Mighty Boosh fame. He is…

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Added by Captain 'EgWa' Terror on April 17, 2010 at 2:30am — 17 Comments

"For me, this is like Super Man's Dome Of Pleasure."

So, I was on facebook I always feel the urge to capitalize that... the other day. (My real one, where I use my real name) And, I posted as my status that I would pay someone, anyone, ten dollars if they could name the show that this quote came from.

"For me, this is like Super Man's Dome Of Pleasure."

No one could. One guy decided to Google it. He, obviously, did not receive the ten dollars.

So, I was… Continue

Added by Hannah on April 12, 2010 at 5:30am — 7 Comments

Problems.

'Mkay, I know that you could probably think about a lot of more important or interesting or, let's just say it, fun things to talk about... But, you're on the internet. And you're reading a blog entitled "Problems." I think you can take some time out of your day to listen to my rant about nothing.

You know how you used to be able to write a blog and when you went to the "blogs" page, there would be the heading all big and bold and the words all normal sized?… Continue

Added by Hannah on April 10, 2010 at 11:00am — 3 Comments

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I haven't been on for a while. I mean I've been on here, talked a little, then left.

Nothing like when I was on MX.

Showing up for hours and talking peoples ears off. c:

I'm not well known so this doesn't really apply to most people, but I'm sorry.

I go on the computer every day. Check all my emails, FB, Myspace and all the other websites I go on to.

I just never seem to get on here.

No excuse for it.

I love talking to all of…

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Added by Throne_Spaz on March 30, 2010 at 10:44am — No Comments

Brb, vacation

Spending the next week in Hawaii. See y'all when I get back.

Added by nathan_p on March 19, 2010 at 2:51pm — 1 Comment

If Only We Can Post This On MDW!

Added by Pugz on March 15, 2010 at 10:03am — 7 Comments

How my assignments get done - a tale of late nights, absent alarms and procrastination

2:00 am - I have not written my English paper. I glance at the prompt, and I shake my head. It is much too late to embark on such a mind-numbing journey. I know that I have to be up early, so I prepare for bed. I set my alarm for 5:30 am. I will write the paper in the morning. I will leave at 8:00 am to go to class, and all will be well.

5:30 am - My alarm goes off. I turn it off out of habit. I then change… Continue

Added by Avenged on March 11, 2010 at 3:04am — No Comments